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The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Footwear and Certification Void for article The Certification Void
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22 min read

The Certification Void

Seven logos on one shoe. None of them verify what you think they verify. The standard that should exist does not.

Six major certifications mapped against six sustainability requirements. Most cells are empty. The comprehensive footwear standard does not exist. Here is the audit.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Fossilized sneaker and archaeological discovery for article The Foam Lie
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16 min read

The Foam Lie

Your sneaker's midsole is petroleum plastic renamed. "Bio-based" versions swap the feedstock but keep the immortality.

Sneaker "foam" is ethylene vinyl acetate -- a petroleum copolymer that persists for centuries. Bio-based versions produce the same immortal plastic from sugarcane.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Synthetic Comfort and Hidden Exposure for article The Slipper Problem
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28 min read

The Slipper Problem

Four petroleum polymers against bare skin, eight hours a day, in conditions that maximise chemical migration. No one has measured what happens next.

Mass-market slippers are polyester, polyurethane, PVC, and adhesive worn barefoot for hours daily. The migration study that should exist does not. Here is why.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Feline grooming and synthetic danger for article The First Case Was 1979
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9 min read

The First Case Was 1979

What Your Cat Licks Off Its Fur

Feline hyperthyroidism was first described in 1979 and was extremely rare before the late 1970s. Cats have 20-100x higher flame retardant levels than humans. The grooming pathway is the transfer mechanism.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Sleeping baby and plush blanket for article Your Baby Is Inhaling Plastic
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13 min read

Your Baby Is Inhaling Plastic

The Sensory Blindspot That Regulation Missed

Polyester soft toys shed fibres your lungs can't feel. The softest room in your home has the highest airborne microplastic concentration.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Child and Silicone and Comfort and Camouflage for article The Soft Exemption
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19 min read

The Soft Exemption

What Silicone's Comfort Conceals

Silicone feels medical. That's a design achievement, not a safety finding. 84% of tested kitchenware showed endocrine activity under accelerated migration testing.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Discarded pumps and consumer burden for article The Pump Problem
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12 min read

The Pump Problem

Who Really Manages Your "Sustainable" Refillables

Coca-Cola runs closed-loop systems for cola. Consumer brands transfer pump failures to you. The sustainable choice reduced their waste, not yours.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Wellington boot and persistence and nature for article The Waterproof Gap — Is S...
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14 min read

The Waterproof Gap — Is Sustainable Waterproof Footwear Even Possible?

The properties that make a material waterproof are the inverse of the properties that make it biodegrade — or so we thought.

The molecular trade-off was real — until plant-cured rubber proved it could be engineered around. For sneakers, the problem is solved. For wellington boots? Not yet.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Child's boot and soil and persistence for article Wellington Boots — What Lasts ...
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9 min read

Wellington Boots — What Lasts in the Body, What Lasts in the Ground

"Natural rubber" means 15-85% latex. The rest is vulcanization chemistry that persists 100+ years in soil.

"Natural rubber" means 15-85% latex. The rest is vulcanization chemistry that persists 100+ years in soil. The label didn't mention that.

The Facet (Low Poly) illustration showing Child's Boot and Accumulated Phthalates for article The Plastic Boot — What Your...
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10 min read

The Plastic Boot — What Your Synthetic Wellies Are Actually Made Of

PVC boots transfer phthalates to the insole touching your skin. The label won't tell you.

PVC wellington boots contain 40-70% phthalates by weight. Within six months, 90% migrates from sole to insole—the material touching your skin daily.